From NewFro

Back in the day, I stole this from K-La and I'm surprised how many of these things still apply. I italicized the ones I kept from then:

10 REALLY RANDOM THINGS ABOUT ME

1. I love the way thermals look on me. I think they're more sexy than a few of my really low cut tops.
2. I have never had a vocal lesson in my life.
3. I think about the cost of luxuries in terms of alcoholic beverages. Would I rather have the My Morning Jacket live album or three gin and tonics? (answer? The album. I'm not a total alcoholic, you know)
4. I met Brian Setzer on a street corner in Boise. That's where I meet all the rich men, wink. I told him he looked like Brian Setzer. He said, "Yeah, I'm Brian."
5. I would have sex with James Spader, even today. Probably Jeff Goldblum, too. Definitely Ian Kerner. And if you're a woman and you don't know who the last guy is, you should.
6. I think it's horrible that there isn't a funny word for vagina, but there is for penis. There's no female equivalent for weiner and that pisses me off.
7. I have sex dreams that are unpleasant.
8. I get scared applying for really good jobs.
9. I still a coat that used to belong to Adam (from the vacationalist) in my living room closet.
10. I am dieting to reach a misses size 11/12. The last time I was in that size was the summer of my fifth grade year.

9 WAYS TO WIN MY HEART

1. Let me catch you staring at me. I makes me feel awkward and beautiful at the same time. Butterflies...
2. Draw on me with a sharpie. I find myself inexplicably attracted to men who do this. Because both of the guys who've done this to me are men to whom I would not have normally been attracted, and yet, here I am just slobbering at the thought of them.
3. No matter how much you dislike it, don't tell me that the music I listen to is dumb or meaningless or sold out. Better yet, ike it. If I feel like we have this in common, I will be yours for longer than I should be.
4. Make me laugh.
5. Make me feel beautiful. Touch me when you don't have to, show me you're not with me just because you're desperate.
6. Touch the sides of my ribcage, right under the band of my bra.
7. Hug me for a long time. Press your hips against me. That's hot. As a matter of fact, press your whole body against me while we hug. Hold me long enough that all the skin you're touching gets hot. Damn.
8. Make something for me. Yes, just something. Spelling my name with the garden hose would count. Spelling it with urine would be borderline. It depends where you wrote it and whether you wrote my whole name or my nickname.
9. Dance with me. (I want to be your partner, can't you see? The music is just starting. Night is calling and I am falling. Dance with me.)

8 THINGS I CARRY/WEAR EVERYDAY

1. Dr Feelgood (benefit)
2. Chapstick
3. SPF 30 face and body moisturizer (Oil of Olay)
4. Bra (preferrably push-up)
5. Flats
6. Cell phone
7. debit card
8. cigarettes

7 THINGS THAT ANNOY ME

1. People with runny noses, especially when it's quiet time.
2. Stupid people. Period. I forgot how much I hated them until I started working Customer Service again
3. Commercials that act like infomercials. Just because it's only a few seconds instead of 30 minutes doesn't mean I'm not gonna change the channel, get it?
4. When I say stupid things and I know I am smarter than that.
5. Emeril.
6. Underwear.
7. When guys ask me where they can find a girl like me, but what they mean is, "Where can I find a girl like you who is also pretty". Fuckin' bastards.

6 PLACES I'VE VISITED

1. The Precious Moments Chapel and theme park
2. The Tom Mix Museum
3. Wall Drug Store
4. The Prairie Dog Village
5. Nowata, Oklahoma
6. Hoots Highway Cafe

THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE

1. Meet Adam Green.
2. Streak in London.
3. Dance/play/make-out in a public fountain.
4. Sing in a nightclub.
5. Buy myself an eternity band.

4 THINGS I'M AFRAID OF

1. Not doing any of those 5 things.
2. Thinking I am better than I am, having been lied to all these years.
3. Eating real food at Dairy Queen.
4. Being an alcoholic in a bad way.

3 THINGS I DO EVERYDAY

1. Pee.
2. Smoke.
3. Check my email.

2 THINGS I'M TRYING NOT TO DO NOW

1. Grab another beer. But I'm definitely going to lose this fight.
2. Masturnate. But I'm pretty sure I'm gonna lose that one, too. As a matter of fact, I'm gonna do that right now. Well, after I finish my beer.

1 PERSON I WANT TO SEE NOW

1. KLaLa. And that's not just reciprocation of her saying she wanted to see me. I miss her so much it makes me want to run to Boston. If I knew I wouldn't lose my job, I'd just take off and do it.