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I hate the new Blogger. That said, my website will probably not be around much longer. I'm sure they don't take kindly to people saying that. I'm just trusting Google not to be evil and wipe my blog off the face of the internet. Like Accutane wiped the pimples off the face of my sister. I'm in quite a mood today and confused about the whole friends and lovers business.

Just a quick update, Jake had sex with the old woman again and it was actually okay, because if you remember correctly I had demoted us back to friends and lovers, but he's all depressed and shit. We still have sex on occasion. Anyway, I'm trying really hard not to make it more or less than what it is, but it's hard when he asks how to get to my mom's house and gives me a look that says, "I wanna fuck you on her laminate floor."