From NewFro

Back in the day, I stole this from K-La and I'm surprised how many of these things still apply. I italicized the ones I kept from then:

10 REALLY RANDOM THINGS ABOUT ME

1. I love the way thermals look on me. I think they're more sexy than a few of my really low cut tops.
2. I have never had a vocal lesson in my life.
3. I think about the cost of luxuries in terms of alcoholic beverages. Would I rather have the My Morning Jacket live album or three gin and tonics? (answer? The album. I'm not a total alcoholic, you know)
4. I met Brian Setzer on a street corner in Boise. That's where I meet all the rich men, wink. I told him he looked like Brian Setzer. He said, "Yeah, I'm Brian."
5. I would have sex with James Spader, even today. Probably Jeff Goldblum, too. Definitely Ian Kerner. And if you're a woman and you don't know who the last guy is, you should.
6. I think it's horrible that there isn't a funny word for vagina, but there is for penis. There's no female equivalent for weiner and that pisses me off.
7. I have sex dreams that are unpleasant.
8. I get scared applying for really good jobs.
9. I still a coat that used to belong to Adam (from the vacationalist) in my living room closet.
10. I am dieting to reach a misses size 11/12. The last time I was in that size was the summer of my fifth grade year.

9 WAYS TO WIN MY HEART

1. Let me catch you staring at me. I makes me feel awkward and beautiful at the same time. Butterflies...
2. Draw on me with a sharpie. I find myself inexplicably attracted to men who do this. Because both of the guys who've done this to me are men to whom I would not have normally been attracted, and yet, here I am just slobbering at the thought of them.
3. No matter how much you dislike it, don't tell me that the music I listen to is dumb or meaningless or sold out. Better yet, ike it. If I feel like we have this in common, I will be yours for longer than I should be.
4. Make me laugh.
5. Make me feel beautiful. Touch me when you don't have to, show me you're not with me just because you're desperate.
6. Touch the sides of my ribcage, right under the band of my bra.
7. Hug me for a long time. Press your hips against me. That's hot. As a matter of fact, press your whole body against me while we hug. Hold me long enough that all the skin you're touching gets hot. Damn.
8. Make something for me. Yes, just something. Spelling my name with the garden hose would count. Spelling it with urine would be borderline. It depends where you wrote it and whether you wrote my whole name or my nickname.
9. Dance with me. (I want to be your partner, can't you see? The music is just starting. Night is calling and I am falling. Dance with me.)

8 THINGS I CARRY/WEAR EVERYDAY

1. Dr Feelgood (benefit)
2. Chapstick
3. SPF 30 face and body moisturizer (Oil of Olay)
4. Bra (preferrably push-up)
5. Flats
6. Cell phone
7. debit card
8. cigarettes

7 THINGS THAT ANNOY ME

1. People with runny noses, especially when it's quiet time.
2. Stupid people. Period. I forgot how much I hated them until I started working Customer Service again
3. Commercials that act like infomercials. Just because it's only a few seconds instead of 30 minutes doesn't mean I'm not gonna change the channel, get it?
4. When I say stupid things and I know I am smarter than that.
5. Emeril.
6. Underwear.
7. When guys ask me where they can find a girl like me, but what they mean is, "Where can I find a girl like you who is also pretty". Fuckin' bastards.

6 PLACES I'VE VISITED

1. The Precious Moments Chapel and theme park
2. The Tom Mix Museum
3. Wall Drug Store
4. The Prairie Dog Village
5. Nowata, Oklahoma
6. Hoots Highway Cafe

THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE

1. Meet Adam Green.
2. Streak in London.
3. Dance/play/make-out in a public fountain.
4. Sing in a nightclub.
5. Buy myself an eternity band.

4 THINGS I'M AFRAID OF

1. Not doing any of those 5 things.
2. Thinking I am better than I am, having been lied to all these years.
3. Eating real food at Dairy Queen.
4. Being an alcoholic in a bad way.

3 THINGS I DO EVERYDAY

1. Pee.
2. Smoke.
3. Check my email.

2 THINGS I'M TRYING NOT TO DO NOW

1. Grab another beer. But I'm definitely going to lose this fight.
2. Masturnate. But I'm pretty sure I'm gonna lose that one, too. As a matter of fact, I'm gonna do that right now. Well, after I finish my beer.

1 PERSON I WANT TO SEE NOW

1. KLaLa. And that's not just reciprocation of her saying she wanted to see me. I miss her so much it makes me want to run to Boston. If I knew I wouldn't lose my job, I'd just take off and do it.

I Don't Usually Do This, But...

LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE

Name: SamSam
Birth date: May 3, 1984
Current Location: My mother's house in Boise, ID.
Eye Color: Lots of different shades of blue, depending on the day.
Hair Color: dark red brown today, but I'm thinking about coloering in blue for Halloween.
Righty or Lefty: Righty, like most serial killers, but not Jack the Ripper, so there.
Zodiac Sign: Taurus.

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE

Your heritage: I don't really know. A lot of English-speaking European countries and some German, but one of my ancestors signed The Declaration of Independence, so I'm beyond A Tree Grows In Brooklyn in my americanism.
Your fears: Heights mostly. Also, becoming an alcoholic.
Your weakness: Alcohol, sometimes. Anyone who makes me feel beautiful and loved. Friends.
Your perfect pizza: The Pesto Primavera from The Flying Pie. There's a link over there.
Goal you'd like to achieve: I want to make enough money to live the way I want.

LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW

Your thoughts first waking up: I'm not going to share them, except the music was The Dandy Warhols, which is always really nice.
Your best physical feature: I like my smile and my eyes. Other people tend to like my tits.
Your bedtime: I don't really have one.
Your most missed memory: I have lots. But mostly I prefer to make new ones, like hanging out with the skater boys yesterday afternoon...

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK

Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King.
Single or group dates: Tough call. I'm not a traditional date kind of girl, so either way goes pretty well for me. If it's an oficial date, though, with someone I'm dating. I'd rather have it be single most of the time, so we can end it without seeming rude, you know? Does that make me sound like a whore?
Adidas or Nike: Converse, really.
Lipton Tea or Nestea: Java Garden Treat. I'm so indie. Check me out.
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate ice cream, vanilla milk.
Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino is coffee.

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU...?

Smoke: Oh, funny. I just stopped filling this out for awhile so I could like a cigarette.
Cuss: Yeah, but I call it swearing. "Cussing" is, like, so second grade.
Take a shower daily: Not usually.
Have a crush: On at least three guys right now. I'm totally boy crazy lately.
Think you've been in love: Sure. I've just never been loved, really.
Like school: I like that I'm not in it.
Want to get married: Not really.
Believe in yourself: Abundantly.
Think you're a health freak: No. Never in a million years.

LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU...?

Gone to the mall: I don't know. I don't think so.
Been on stage: Not for acting, but I sang once...
Eaten Sushi: Yeah. And I'm going again next weekend.
Dyed your hair: Lots.

LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER...?

Played a stripping game: No. I've watched lots of them.
Gotten beaten up: No.
Changed who you were to fit in: When I was in elementary school, yeah, but I haven't cared about that shit since I was in eighth grade.

LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLD

Age you're hoping to be married: I'm not really hoping to get married ever.
Age you want to die: I don't know. I live so bad right now, I'll probably live forever as punishment.

LAYER NINE: IN A GUY/GIRL

Best eye color: The color that compliments looking at me and actually seeing me.
Best hair color: The color that's on thick hair.
Short or long hair: long enough to wrap my fingers in, but not long enugh to put in a ponytail, for the most part. Or bald. I love bald heads on hot guys.

LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING...?

1 minute ago: A minute before I started filling this out I was reading it on K-La's livejournal.
1 hour ago: Watching Casanova on Masterpiece Theatre. It was fucking awesome.
1 day ago: At the bar all day Saturday. It was awesome.
1 week ago: I don't know. I'm not good at that. I was probably in bed...No, I was here at my mom's house with my siste, 'cause my mom was out of town.
1 year ago: I was working at AllWest and hatiing it, trying to hang on 'til Christmas so I could get my bonus. 'Cept I got fired in the end of November. Fuckers.

LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE

I love: my life right now.
I feel: tired. And poor.
I hate: money. And how fat I am right now.
I hide: stuff I don't want my mom to find if she drops by unexpectedly.
I miss: people from college. And my debt free days. And theatre.
I need: to walk to work tomorrow. So basically, to go to bed.